Let me start this letter out with a simple question: why?
Why do you have this erratic need to be "different?"
You were born with a perfectly normal name, Stefani. Why go to Gaga? Is that one of the only words besides "disco stick" you can spell?
Can I just say that I really do not care that you are bi-sexual? Okay, I do not need to know what you think about different genders, alright? What Poker Face is about just disgusts me, sorry. I did not need to know that about you. But obviously that was almost inescapable.
I'm not going to deny that you are a great singer. But, would it hurt to write about something even 1/2 normal? You want to "just dance," you wanna "play a lovegame," you won't, "tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you." Wow, those are enormously deep lyrics. Wow. Just wow. I mean, who says (besides Kanye) that Beyonce has the best song of all time? What about you and your dancing?
Can you please, as well, explain why you're boyfriend's name is Speed? Or is that something I'd rather not know?
My last question: what are you wearing? You don't think you dress strange? Oh really?
Exhibit A:
This gives a whole new meaning to "it's not easy being green." Not only that, but it's not easy looking at all this green. Are you positive that's an outfit? I think somebody's ready for Halloween. :)
Exhibit B:
Channeling your inner dingy businesswoman here? ^
You are defintely one of a kind...and I'll let you ponder that...
Sincerely,
Thrust into the Storm
P.S.
And believe me there is plenty more evidence on images.google.com that is only the beginning out her outfits. :D
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